by Chris Scott
Thomas Jefferson was suddenly transported
Into the passenger seat of my little blue Corolla
Speeding through present day Virginia
At 75 miles per hour
Past the exit to Monticello
He just screamed
And screamed
And screamed
And screamed
Chris Scott's work has appeared in The New Yorker's Shouts & Murmurs, HAD, hex literary, scaffold, and elsewhere. He is a regular ClickHole contributor and elementary school teacher in Washington, DC. You can read his work at https://www.chrisscottwrites.com/.