by Devin Morgan
9.11.24
Making crepes out of pellets, but there's a hole in the bottom of the bowl—Old video games, renovations, hiding weed—Walk around university, Mafia hit men murders, hiking trail—Toilet, piss in mouth—
10.11.24
Animals getting dropped off, getting angry at inability to focus—School trip, no one likes my picture—Hotel room, Cheetos—Shirt off—Girl, bloody tooth—
11.11.24
Wait in line for roller coaster, listen in to someone else's conversation—Mario Bava movie, they won't fund us—Sitting in empty cafe, they play our music—Door dash prank, rude to staff—Car accident, bloody mouth—
12.11.24
One pillow, texting—Guitar strings—House on the beach—Leaving an elderly birthday—Fishing in a dam—
14.11.24
Sitting in an apartment, babysitting—Trying to play the guitar and buy something off eBay—Dad asks if I wanna drive to an auction instead, $200—Putting on shoes to go out—Leave to go to the store, a whole affair—Go to bar, only to drink dirty water from a plastic rat and panic—
15.11.24
Group seating for multiple choice tests—“Don't touch my stomach”—Hour long songs—
16.11.24
Lost in the K-Mart, fire alarm—Missed connections—Write number on arm—Walk to house—Eating bags of chips, pick up trucks—Hairy wolf arms smoldering—
17.11.24
Bathing in an unfinished shower—School storm—Wandering around in a crowd—Child in floaties next to a boat—Struggling to use the self-checkout—
18.11.24
Side quests—H Jon Benjamin in a subway terminal—
19.11.24
Graduation on New Years—Kiss—Uber lost at the museum—Collection of gore DVDs in target—Trying to escape a video game but the ending repeats each time as the robot wheels up the stairs—
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20.11.24
Hunted down at the beach—Ignored on the pier—Panther in the water, ducks too—Running up a hill with too many drinks and snacks—A guy wants to kill my class—
21.11.24
Replacing SD cards to change endings—Trim hair in large bathroom—Sex with neighbor but who?—
22.11.24
Wandering through school, danger zone—Garbage chute—Singing mozzarella—
23.11.24
House in middle of nowhere—Big on lightbulbs strings, no cooperation—Natural lighting, arguments—Home here, left alone to take care of the dogs and two lions, tigers—Lost show, Agnes Varda baptism death—
24.11.24
Bigfoot and his spider collection—Spilling oil on my shirt——Getting ready for music competition at school—Pissing on my leg, auto parts—
25.11.24
Library bathroom—Sitting in her car—Big rat tail broken by cat—Parents want to go to Half Price Books but it's too late—They go to Best Buy but won't take me—Diner where you have to buy mug to drink the coffee—Stuck in the rain, drive past Spirit Halloween—To school—Walking upstairs with an X-Acto—All the walk ways are shut—Made fun of for food choices—
26.11.24
Fight video game—Horse bound characters— Gate closes, English—Tricked—City streets date—Zoom in art deco romance piece—Party, kissing on the mouth—Running around a school—Chased by humanoid creature on all fours—Retractable knife—Explosive device—
27.11.24
Swimming down the river—Snake bites my arm, won't let go—At the party—Clean up after—
Nearly get crushed by equipment—Ranting—
28.11.24
Strange left handed game of golf—Sabotage occurs cause a mentor wants his student to do better than mine—Walking around school in my underwear, trying not to get in trouble but no one cares—Hotel room after—She's cheating on her boyfriend, and she throws up because of it—Custodian comes in while I try to clean—
29.11.24
Lost in a neighborhood—Making movie in wooden record shop—The worm does a squiggly dance to explain how bumping a song is—
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30.11.24
Fessenden as one of his movies—Book store walkthrough with high school friends—Try to change bread only on a sandwich, bread Jeff says “no”—Dinner ends, no beer allowed—I cut my hair, but am distracted by a worm on the floor I cannot grab—
01.12.24
Existing within the asylum walls of a new Jean Rollin film—Paper mache wall—
02.12.24
Cross country road trip—Sleeping dog pile in a hotel room—Leave for the beach—Watching the Titanic sink from the pier—Return, only to struggle to find original room due to empty pockets
03.12.24
Watching movie in adjoining recliners—Pausing going to bathroom, game of upstairs downstairs—Leaving to get coffee at a sitdown restaurant—The only person at Chili’s on a Tuesday night
04.12.24
BDSM abuse—Trapped inside huge house—Sewing a large cushion but not getting anywhere—Game show host buying pencils at Target—
05.12.24
Breakfast but ingredients keep switching—Couldn't find right jacket to wear—Hide backpack of camera equipment in alleyway—Stuck in high school again, despite graduating college—
06.12.24
Walking around a field to get to shopping center—Large fence blocks path—Stuck in large parking lot—
07.12.24
Train accident, private investigation—Swingers crash car, so they can't see their kid—Drinking beer on couch—
08.12.24
Lens change—Texting about the beauty of a certain movie—
09.12.24
Laying in a room waiting for her to come back—People going in and out as I lounge—It's a very large apartment, but I stick to the couch—Eventually I travel back home, and I am stuck on door duty—Waiting for packages to arrive—
12.12.24
Gay sex in bathroom in someone's home, stall walls too tight—Leave screening to go to bathroom, followed in by female professor—
***
16.12.24
Twist ending, everyone was killed by the main guy already—Hard to parse—Complaining about seats in the theater—Think I'm going to get in trouble, but get thanked for being helpful by the employees—
18.12.24
Cat with rabies—Hotel above a grocery store—Pretty girls who don't care about the homeless—Dumping food off the shelves—Playing a tennis game—Water damaged hotel room, only to find wasp nest—
19.12.24
Someone outside the front door, but there's no way to see the other side—The man in the corner is scared of her—Why?—He shows me her face, distorted—
21.12.24
Keeping track of computer switch, while stressing about catching a flight—
22.12.24
Math test—Lay in a kitchen with two women, attempting to woo both—
23.12.24
Heist involving surgery—
24.12.24
Farmhouse—Pissing in bathroom, two women walk in and watch—Sucking my cock, as others come in—Waiting on road to be picked up, everyone wanders off —Fat kid asking when he'll get paid, I say that's not my duty—
25.12.24
Failing to sleep on a long flight, it is quite open—Caught in a two bit scam—I drive into a flood—Our only refuge is a friend’s sister (she does not have a sister) who makes us change out her ear piercing—
26.12.24
Performed a theatrical adaptation of Revenge of the Sith to much befuddlement—Proceeded to knock over some trinkets and upset many attendees—They ridicule me in the halls—I ask Michael Keaton to take my jacket as a teacher explained Oppenheimer’s "I am become death" speech—Found a collection of short stories by no one of note, much to my enjoyment—Moving my entire book shelf and DVD's upstairs solo, when someone tries to push a light post onto me—There was a knock at the front door of the auditorium—
27.12.24
An old teacher lets me stay in her mansion, but I never see her—Her pool is being used for a film shoot—Too many crewmembers were hired, so my position is made redundant and I no longer know what my job was—I swim around in my clothes, because I haven't packed a swimsuit—
***
28.12.24
Carrying too many cassette tapes down a winding hallway—Dropping them along the way,
going to my apartment inside a mall—Behind a Chinese restaurant—
29.12.24
He gets mad at someone for holding the door—He begins to antagonize them, when I stand up—I rip a rubber band from his arm when he starts screaming assault—He then hits me in anger and rushes everyone into a car—We drive to his lawyer at a country club—
30.12.24
Mexican breakfast at a food truck down the street—Wielding a shotgun to protect from rabies, brother—Cockroach in fridge—Neighbor threatens to call cops over unsafe gun handling—Taking photos at a group gathering—Content consumption of the highest magnitude
31.12.24
College class on white noise lasts 8 hours a day—Stuck in a kitchen in a repeating loop—Eating a red push-up popsicle—Poisonous lizard in hall—Confused about which class to go to—Need to finish a course so I can graduate—Not taking notes—Teacher drunk in class, gossip—She begins to break down about cables being stolen—
01.01.25
Walking through a small Irish house, entry wall is carpeted for cats—Taking every jar downstairs, while avoiding dogs—Homework on computer, distracted by flies—Watching car accident videos online—Having to crawl out my home by flipping a switch in a pinball machine—Concert where touching was strictly prohibited by Canadians—Guards would come up and down with flashlights and make you tiny if you touched—Kagemusha on the television—
02.01.25
Lana Del Rey elephants—Too much on my plate—Taking care of animals, but dirty and need to shower—Overwhelmed, yelling—Made fun of on phone call for it—Misunderstood—fear the walking goonies—Arcade, caravan—Guys acting foolish with corpses for a laugh—one last hurrah before death—
03.01.25
Court house, naïve trial—Drums, chaos—Across the street to meet clones of the dog—Went down wrong path, couldn't get back up—Checking my grades, failing—Needed to take my finals but I was out of town—
04.01.25
Spent too long deciding a cowboy outfit—Made new friends with a couple in the Pacific Northwest—We decided to go to the movies—Walking to the stairs, the boyfriend was a little loud—we waited in the lobby with an open air toilet—The ticket counter came out and said we had to pay inside, movie was about to start—Getting concessions, people in line were grinding on me—As I went up to pay ticket lady said she might ban me, but eventually calmed down after some explaining—I leave, on the bus ride from hell—
***
05.01.25
Fast food, getting into a fight at the soda fountain for filling my drink too slow—I go back for a refill—
06.01.25
School, asked if my backpack will fit something—Taking care of the class pet: a reptilian insect—
07.01.25
Television ad using famous cartoon singing, next episode of show makes fun of this ad campaign—Watching a movie in bed, I've stabbed my foot on a sharp rock—The movie is about a horror sci-fi about cyborg fighting killer robots 4-on-1—They slice off the robot’s heads, but the cyborg still dies in the end—The amount of nudity causes my girlfriend (I don’t have one) to complain—
08.01.25
Graduation party, whole school is there—Can't plug in lamp, won't turn on—Group photo—Bite skin tag off someone else's finger—Can't find them a band-aid—Walking down city street, many people loudly catching the bus—Fighting with guy in elevator, ignores that there's a button behind him—
09.01.25
Traveling to somewhere away from cold—Golf course—People mistaking video camera for normal camera—
10.01.25
Leaving my labyrinthine mansion—USPS driver meeting the neighbors—Catching the bus, can only pay with $20 bill—Too much—Exiting for the archaeological discovery in the desert—Double cross over the skulls and phony PHDs—Gunshots fired by the least even-tempered of the group—
12.01.25
Fancy restaurant shenanigans over resting food—Teacher on us for drinking the last day of class— Grocery store—Can’t find sandwich rolls, everything is a dessert—
13.01.25
My hair is long when I look in the mirror—Open up locker to steal tapes of the Twilight Zone—But there were only tapes of other movies—
14.01.25
Plane crash, no one else on there—Lose all my books—Leave playground before anyone arrives—Say goodbye to everyone—Must leave home as the kids have designated it adult-free—
***
15.01.25
Black ops—Fashion show—Christmas horror film on at the house party—Pulling up tiles from floor—
16.01.25
New Years Day—John Trefry’s books at the bookstore—Walking from room to room, opening doors—who is Lucy?—
17.01.25
Lost in movie theater—Buying ticket—Too many problems, screen issues—Can't pay attention to movie—Sex on the floor—I can see the robot arm built for the camera—
18.01.25
College town, late night escapades—Park car in snow—Arguing for some reason—Cross country road trip—Beautiful trees in South Carolina—Military school won't tell us directions, our phones won't load—Store called U-Drops—Behind the store, mirror and television art installation in the desert—Sandwich—
19.01.25
Big movie lights in yard—Conversing with gaffer—Skeletons dug up—Coloring paint lids for dolly wheels—Teacher offended by desecration—We all resign separately—Scrooge lives on—Strip club Weird Al finishes the movie—
20.01.25
Not finishing math homework fast enough—Taking my shirt off—Wandering around city, free man from prison with a key—Bloody Mary—
21.01.25
The Substance DJ show—Random hotel—Brand new flip phone—Halloween sequel shooting—Stabbing gay couple after gay couple in one take POV shot—Holocaust house—
22.01.25
Nostalgia Critic movie—Getting drunk in bed with friends—Pool—Photos being taken on the lawn of my high school—Taking a short cut through the elementary school yard—Get home to Baldwin completionism—
23.01.25
Road trip—Laying in bed with ex—Telling them I'm married, a lie—Walking around a neighborhood, lying to some guy to get him off my friends back—
24.01.25
Museum, trying to find where I can plug in an XLR cable— Dad keeps insisting I try dessert while my mouth is full—Drinking coffee, watching movie before leaving—Paul Newman with gun that turns into snake—Driving fast with mom in car—
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25.01.25
Mall clothing store, someone corrects my sewing technique—Penis hanging out my pants, touches them—On a school bus, it goes up terrain and in water—On a small yacht—City streets, presents being opened—Someone feels special, gives everyone confetti garbage—Driving scene, get out to deal with an issue—Car drives off, decide to meet up at pub—Wandering around England, getting a drink—consider masking ‘cause I might get sick—
26.01.25
Floating through the mall—Sopranos spoilers—Bartender overheard bar conversations, whacked in mob hit—They make it look like self-defense but using an Uzi—Black-and-white split face paint used—Military takes the bartender away—
27.01.25
Spray paint on clothes, need to bleach my laundry—Visiting home, grocery shopping—Burning rotten vegetables—Bringing a small cat in the house—
28.01.25
Photographing my ass in the mirror—Getting mail but there's too much—
29.01.25
Mall food—Starting oven to make frozen pizza—Too many roommates—
30.01.25
Music video shoot, cover song—Fitting inside a suitcase—Vomit in the halls—
31.01.25
Mechanical problems on my big rig—Vampire Mr. Burns selling swamp mattresses—Grandma's house is dirty and I spit on myself—
01.02.25
Classroom, junk store—Looking at electric circuits, busted—No battery—Film screening, after show Q&A disaster—
02.02.25
College apartment—Crowded mystery—Making coffee—Need to grow vegetables in apartment—Waiting—
03.02.25
Convention line—Hotel moving day—Covered in blood juices—Medical shop—Tall guy with a gait—Peanuts themed wedding—
04.02.25
cleaning up dishes at durfees
texting and getting risque photos
walking around new mexico
restaurant, where they mop the booth
***
05.02.25
Kicked out of my own apartment—Cheetah print buzz cut hair—Driving thru mountains to film shoot—Off road mountain jump—McDonald's stop to use phone—We're late—
06.02.25
Reading a Shakespeare play—Supposed to record a video monologue—Stephen Malkmus’ side project with George Lucas—Classroom, trying to understand the dynamics—
07.02.25
Grocery store, salad issues—Mom tries to buy a hat—Day off—Middle of nowhere, violin guy—Kuchar loops—House on head scare prank, Grandpa—
08.02.25
HDMI—
09.02.25
Not allowed to touch camera—Wooden structure being built by lawyer—Hotel room—
10.02.25
Brother spills his Coke on floor, acts like it won't stain—Concert, waiting for band to start—Someone brought their dog—Friend invites me over, need to change my sheets—
11.02.25
Animals running around—Going to museum, dressed too fancy—Birthday party—Listening in on other people's issues—
12.02.25
Waiting for toilet—Shit on shirt, wash it off—Beer—
13.02.25
Road trip—Water on floor—Drive up to Nova Scotia—Rap guy voice—
14.02.25
Ghost hut tour, no room left—Timelapse landscapes—Climbing over a wall and ending up trapped in a kitchen—Banned from the subreddit—
15.02.25
Driving to restaurant, don't know where—Too many lanes, driving too fast—End up at wrong place, order chips and sandwich—Kid at next table drops his celery—
16.02.25
Woods trip, followed back—Lost in museum—Peeing in way house—Three brothers, green screen room—
***
17.02.25
Sleeping in bathroom, no working toilet—Sneaking to other toilet—She thanks me, crying—Accused of murder—Highway motorcycles—
18.02.25
Cartoons in room—Increasingly shared delusions—Applying to college—Bag full of dirty clothes in the mail—Water heater explodes—
19.02.25
California beach—Hanging around apartment—People wandering in—Restaurant—Vegan protest—
20.02.25
Chinese restaurant—Late at night—Can't read menu—
21.02.25
Paying $2000 to exterminate animals I killed myself—
22.02.25
He thought I was cheating and told the girl I broke up with—Keanu Reeves owns a Cybertruck—
24.02.25
Mixing up discs—Letterboxd reviews, comments—
25.02.25
Dog gave birth—
26.02.25
Dropping a book off the world’s tallest location—Shaving—
27.02.25
Plastic bags tested—Lace underwear—
28.02.25
Possession—See snow from the window—Sinking ship—
01.03.25
Car crimes—Nearly blow up a guy in the parking lot—Big meeting—Staff lounge, stairs removed—Private toilet made public—Realizing I'm 10 years older than kids who are currently in high school—
02.03.25
Plane travel is hard but boats are easy—Struggling to pick out clothes—With a group I do not know—Leave camera behind—Model in—
***
03.03.25
Bar, two stories—Expensive drinks—Closing time, go downstairs to pay out—$6 tip already added—Hungry—
04.03.25
Return to school, for sad nostalgia trip—Meet friend who I have not seen since middle school—Auditorium show, told to stop fidgeting—Confused—Library changed, moved all the Goosebumps books—Lost in the hallways—Decide to get food—Stuck in restaurant, try go to a different one—End up sitting down on a bench, before getting stuck on patio—