by Zac Smith
flamewarden: burning storm book 1: king of embers
is this yours
domino's delivery for harold pussy
guy with a pet spider
don't come over later
I'm looking into getting a spider
rapping about suicide on the bus
and really meaning it this time
trying to memorize some new numbers
trying to grow a tree ‘from scratch’
i think it's cool that god is your witness
do you have any good movie recommendations
i want to get drunk and write a book called flamewarden: burning storm
and sell one billion copies
but i don't drink anymore
you drink, though
you could still do it
flamewarden: burning storm book 2: infernal wrath
check out that ass
perfectly normal
guy buying 42 orange bell peppers
doesn't seem to want to talk about the bell peppers
maybe he's embarrassed
eating a shitty donut
with really good milk
trash in the yard. looking at the trash
looking mad for the people driving by
where's the fucking pizza
don't call me mr. pussy anymore
i don't think i like this movie
yea it's nothing like the book
he did just lick her armpit though
i forgot to buy the queso dip
no wait here it is
flamewarden: burning storm book 3: the flamewarden
i don't know how long i can keep this up
the pizza's getting heavy
if you had to answer though
what would you say
another 40-60 years
probably. idk
that armpit scene was pretty good though
yeah
for sure
i think she was checking out your ass
she asked about the bell peppers
no she didn't. she didn't. shut up
wait i saw that guy on the bus
he was rapping about your ass
hey
are we out of chips
Zac Smith made pancakes if you want any (: